Comment on Disney sells us imaginary heroes while supporting real world villains.

• RustyShackleford@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Since Santa isn’t real, I would say the answer is a definitive, no.

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  • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Santa has an ethnicly homogenous slave workforce trapped in a secret location facing sub-zero work conditions and runs a global child surveillance system supporting an opaque punishment algorithm.

    There is no way he’s a good guy.

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    • bless@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Dumbledore is Santa Claus?

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      • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Both are old, bearded, and project a friendly, wise-grandfather image.

        Both lead a closed community with strict hierarchies.

        Both have elf slave labor.

        Both run surveillance operations: Dumbledore has the portraits, Fawkes, the Marauder’s Map (by proxy), and Santa has the Naughty-or-Nice list.

        Both maintain a mystique that disguises how much control they actually wield.

        However, I still think Santa is more likely to be evil.

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    • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The elves should unionize. Let’s see that fat-ass Santa make a few billion gifts on his own.

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    • axexrx@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      For anyone who hasn’t seen it, give David sedaris’ “6-8 black men a listen.”

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• WindyRebel@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Not to my knowledge, but that fucker, the Easter Bunny, Leprechauns, and Tooth Fairy all support/practice breaking and entering!

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• WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No, just slavery.

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