Well I don’t know about everyone else, but I’ve never been able to identify friends from the smell of their farts.
Maybe the dolphins are onto something, maybe we should taste piss more often…
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ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Pissing in water to dolphins is like us farting in the air
It’s their atmosphere they live in and if you emit a substance in that atmosphere (no matter how disgusting), you’ll sense it
Well I don’t know about everyone else, but I’ve never been able to identify friends from the smell of their farts.
Maybe the dolphins are onto something, maybe we should taste piss more often…
maybe we should taste piss more often…
That you, Bear Grylls?
Identifying Diabético Debbie is gonna be a piece of cake.
Damn Steve always eats asparagus.
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
Do you recognize your friends by their farts?
howrar@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
The one that eats too much protein, definitely.
leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
There’s always that one.
Same with close family.
The_v@lemmy.world 6 months ago
A rancid unholy stench from the depths of hell wafts imin from the outside as the door opens. Your are temporarily blinded as tears come to your eyes.
“Hello,Uncle Mike.”