Either fuck it, or fuck with it.
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LillyPip@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
This is why aliens avoid us. Whenever we discover something, we either try to eat, enslave, or fuck it. Sometimes all 3.
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
First contact’s gonna be kinky
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Their genitals are so different that gazing upon them drives normal people insane.
I’d be fine tho.
shneancy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
from now on we should only send pacifistic asexual (sex repulsed to be specific, i know you kinky aces exist you can’t hide) vegetarians to space
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
dammit i want to go to space but i literally have EAT ONE OF EVERYTHING at the top of my bucket list
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
damnit i want to go to space but I’m one of those kinky aces
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
you know what let’s build our own rocket with buffets and dildos
Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Dang I thought we were invisible.
SL3wvmnas@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
So secretions from alien udders are still a thing?
shneancy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
hence we’re sending the non-kinky ones
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
But the aliens are plant-based…