Comment on Stupid Sexy Scientists

LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  from now on we should only send pacifistic asexual (sex repulsed to be specific, i know you kinky aces exist you can’t hide) vegetarians to space

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    dammit i want to go to space but i literally have EAT ONE OF EVERYTHING at the top of my bucket list

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    • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      damnit i want to go to space but I’m one of those kinky aces

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        you know what let’s build our own rocket with buffets and dildos

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  • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Dang I thought we were invisible.

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  • SL3wvmnas@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    vegetarians

    So secretions from alien udders are still a thing?

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    • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      hence we’re sending the non-kinky ones

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  • LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    But the aliens are plant-based…

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• faythofdragons@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Either fuck it, or fuck with it.

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• CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  First contact’s gonna be kinky

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Their genitals are so different that gazing upon them drives normal people insane.

    I’d be fine tho.

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