Stupid Sexy Scientists

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• LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This is why aliens avoid us. Whenever we discover something, we either try to eat, enslave, or fuck it. Sometimes all 3.

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  • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    from now on we should only send pacifistic asexual (sex repulsed to be specific, i know you kinky aces exist you can’t hide) vegetarians to space

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      dammit i want to go to space but i literally have EAT ONE OF EVERYTHING at the top of my bucket list

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    • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Dang I thought we were invisible.

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    • SL3wvmnas@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      vegetarians

      So secretions from alien udders are still a thing?

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    • LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      But the aliens are plant-based…

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  • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Either fuck it, or fuck with it.

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  • CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    First contact’s gonna be kinky

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Their genitals are so different that gazing upon them drives normal people insane.

      I’d be fine tho.

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• Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Science is important

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