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S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Do I reach in through the nose or ears?

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  • AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If you ask Walter Freeman he’d tell you to go through the eye

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  • Allero@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Both, preferably

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Neither.

    Ask her to close her eyes.

    (Probably does not really matter whether she does or doesn’t)

    Using your finger, gently trace lines around the neck, jawline, down to the collar bone, around the breast, along the sternum, follow the bottom of the ribcage, cross to the hip… you get the idea.

    Ideally, be somewhat unpredictable, teasing… labor of modulate the instensity of your own breath a bit.

    Also obviously works better with lighter, or no clothing.

    Think of this as maybe drawing arcane runes, casting a spell… tell a slightly different story every time.

    Remember the wise word of Dr. Frank-N-Furter.

    Antici-

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    -pation.

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    • krunklom@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Incorrect.

      What you need to do is just start violently punching the wall while screaming racial slurs with a plunger up your ass. Sploosh.

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      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I… have known a single couple, both of whom told me, separately, that they enjoyed, and I should try… ‘donkey punching’ … which is apparently smacking the uh, ‘recipient’, in the back of the head, right as climax is about to occur, because apparently this causes a more intense contraction/climax.

        Personally, that sounds completely fucking insane to me, but apparently, different strokes for different folks?

        en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch

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• catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You need to go to the hospital right now. You’re having an aneurysm

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• prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Bro… Are you ok?

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• Lightor@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Her nuber one organ for sex: ger brain.

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• tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  minor spelling mistake

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  But brains are so icky!

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