And if you take a picture with a flash, they get a sunburn.
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vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks agoThis is just how people with Scottish blood look when you take photos of them, my source is my family photo album.
Rusty@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
so what you’re saying is that if i raid a scottish blood bank i’ll look funny on the security cameras when leaving the building?
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Frazzled and caught slightly unprepared?
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Either that or somehow merging with the local environment, which is what I do. I can be the focus of the foreground taking up 50 percent of the picture and still be missed. It’s great security cameras just don’t recognize me and when I worked at Amazon during civic it took them a bit to get me on the infracamera because I was apparently the same temp as the air.
Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago
It must be really cool having natural camouflage. I’m jealous haha.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Camouflage implies that I blend in through matching the environment when in practice I’m basically just not particularly noticable unless I want to be. Though I don’t know what’s going on with cameras and my body heat, my best guess is that I somehow run counter to the training data for recognition since motion based ones track me fine and that my body naturally trends towards matching the current temperature for thermoregulation reasons.