Comment on MD = oMega Dumbass

fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  More people die by water than by gas.
  Ban water!

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  • Jolteon@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s definitely false. Only a small percentage of people globally die while in water, while nearly everybody dies in a gas.

    Plus, you are ignoring the addictive properties of gasses. While withdrawal symptoms of moderately addictive water take days to get serious, the withdrawal symptoms of much more addictive gases occur within only a couple minutes.

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    • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Lies of big water lobby.
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    • D_C@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      This person is full of gas!!

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  • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hydro-haterz

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    • nobody158@r.nf ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The dangers of di hydrogen monoxide are well documented.

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  • vaionko@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m not sure if that’s gaseous matter or gasoline, but I imagine both are true

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• wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  As a professional fartographer, is that your official fartographical ANALysis?

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  • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Peer reviews of my research accuse my paper of circling the subject area. Once grant funding was removed and I was pushed out, I had to shit or get off the pot, so you may find my data sets complete even though I wasn’t able to fully finish identifying correlation/causation. It’s not exactly inconclusive; it’s more that the overall analysis was open but whole.

    So, the research does support my claims, even though some have accused me of being full of crap.

    ~poop~

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