Comment on Alpha males

• Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I have a signed document pledging the right testicle of a highschool friend that I technically own and collect upon his death. I don’t know how many testicles I have.

  I didn’t make that up for a hypothetical. This is how I live.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    you and me should be friends. what’s a life without an ambiguous number of body parts?

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    • Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Let’s do it, but only if this online friendship doesn’t lead to a chance meetcute where my friend dies the will is contested, and you happen to be the best damn testicle lawyer this side of the Mississippi River.

      I’ve already given up on love and nothing will thaw this icy heart. Not even the best damn lawyer this side of the Mississippi River.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh, my brother is the best damn testicle lawyer this side of the Mississipp. I’m just a collector.

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• NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There are two types of people, those who admit they pee in the shower and liars.

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• Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  there are two kinds of people, those who can draw conclusions from incomplete data,

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  • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    … , are the ones who dab while sneezing.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  does my jar collection count

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