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Someone said that hell probably really is the place to be. Heaven has mega rules to get in, and everyone else just crashes at Satan’s place.

The torture for the true sinners probably happens, but at the hands of the normal people who didnt make it to heaven. Be honest with yourself, would you pass up the opportunity to ram a hot poker up Hitlers arse?

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BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

The torture for the true sinners probably happens, but at the hands of the normal people who didnt make it to heaven.

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phx@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
I thought it was supposed to be a pineapple?

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- RegalPotoo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  Fun fact, “pineapple” was a nickname for a grenade, so presumably you’d want to insert it in such a way as to leave the pin accessible
  
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CXORA@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Who knows, Hitler may well be in heaven. All it takes is a moment of repentance.

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- Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  As if that cunt ever repented for a moment. He was fucking crazy you know.
  
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  - CXORA@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    He was certainly evil and addicted to drugs.
    
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    Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    I dare say he was… methed up.
    
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
i mean yeah. that’s so gauche. i’m gonna dunk him in the bee tank

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