Comment on heaven

thefluffiest@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Someone said that hell probably really is the place to be. Heaven has mega rules to get in, and everyone else just crashes at Satan’s place.

  The torture for the true sinners probably happens, but at the hands of the normal people who didnt make it to heaven. Be honest with yourself, would you pass up the opportunity to ram a hot poker up Hitlers arse?

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  • BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The torture for the true sinners probably happens, but at the hands of the normal people who didnt make it to heaven.

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  • phx@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I thought it was supposed to be a pineapple?

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    • RegalPotoo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fun fact, “pineapple” was a nickname for a grenade, so presumably you’d want to insert it in such a way as to leave the pin accessible

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  • CXORA@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Who knows, Hitler may well be in heaven. All it takes is a moment of repentance.

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    • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As if that cunt ever repented for a moment. He was fucking crazy you know.

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      • CXORA@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        He was certainly evil and addicted to drugs.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    i mean yeah. that’s so gauche. i’m gonna dunk him in the bee tank

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• Matriks404@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  [scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7179](It is.)

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