This is where I come in. I genuinely believe no one can be physically attracted to me. I can use the machine and the pervert can rethink his life as he sees a butt crack out of my stained jogging pants. It also sounds like I’m farting, I’m not though. My shoes makes a weird sound on the tongue. I can’t figure out why.
Comment on This is a real machine in Romania. Do 20 squats in front of it, and it prints you a free bus ticket.
moakley@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And it’s all paid for by one pervert who sits across from the machine.
frog@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He sells the footage on the dark web to degens
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That man’s name? Albert Einstein.
lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago
Misread that as Albert Epstein, got me thinking.
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
We don’t talk about the heinous relativistic things that were done on Einstein island
lemmyknow@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
It’s true, I am 20 squats