The true story: Fives “older self” fired the first shot, it got redirected back at him by „Days of Future Past“ Magneto. But then a SCP-1000 Bigfoot stepped in as the replacement sniper. World History is crazy.
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rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Bigfoot was the second shooter at JFK’s assassination so he had to go into hiding but was subsequently killed by the CIA
rustyfish@lemmy.world 8 months ago
sundray@lemmus.org 8 months ago
subsequently killed by the CIA
And the reverse vampires!
msprout@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Where does The Rand Corporation fit into all of this again?
Snailpope@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You mean those very tan people, you can only see in mirrors, who donate blood and love garlic and the lowercase t?
SparroHawc@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
…Italians?
sundray@lemmus.org 8 months ago
We’re through the looking glass here people!
onslaught545@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
They were mad bigfoot beat them to it.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
CIA kills JFK. CIA creates Bigfoot. Bigfoot kills JFK. CIA kills Bigfoot.
Some Nietzsche shit right there.