Oh, I thought it was produced by the creepy kids who hide out in the corn fields. Guess I should maybe stop hitting them with my car as they walk out.
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manicdave@feddit.uk 3 days agoOP is just atheist propaganda. It’s actually because of ghosts. Don’t get complacent near the corn fields.
Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
bizzle@lemmy.world 3 days ago
They’re vaping in there
Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
Oh.
Then I’ll try to hit them twice as hard. Gotta correct those poor life decisions.
AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Atheists and ghosts are not mutually exclusive. They’re just not allowed to worship the ghosts.
metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub 3 days ago
Turns out ghosts also like corn.
Tryenjer@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Ghosts love to possess the scarecrows of the cornfields.