I knew someone would beat me to it.
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bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
vrojak@feddit.org 11 months ago
Unless the mole just doesn’t have hair on its face or ass or somewhere, then it’s possible to comb all hairs flat.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Unless the mole just doesn’t have hair on its face or ass or somewhere, then it’s possible to comb all hairs flat.
That is the case, it has bald patches around its mouth and, uh, hands. I don’t want to look up pictures of mole ass, but I can’t imagine the anus itself is hairy, that would be a biohazard trap in the environment moles live in.
four@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Well, I’m glad I don’t live in the environment the moles live in then…
lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
I did not need to know that, but I respect the witty way you communicated it
kibiz0r@midwest.social 11 months ago
Well, a mole is basically a donut. Sooo…
Tja@programming.dev 11 months ago
So are we!
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Claims like that and the actions following from them is why I’m currently in litigation with the Dunkin’ franchise of Tightsqueeze, Virginia.
It doesn’t help that they also insist that “mole blood is basically coffee”…