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LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 2 days ago”I cannot believe I need to explain this…”
You don’t lol. Chill out. I don’t have shit all over my phone either and I don’t “touch butt touch phone.”
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LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 2 days ago”I cannot believe I need to explain this…”
You don’t lol. Chill out. I don’t have shit all over my phone either and I don’t “touch butt touch phone.”
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
If you sit on a toilet, take a shit and use your phone at the same time, and then only wash your hands…
Your phone likely now has bacteria from your butt on it.
If you now touch your phone after washing your handsz without washing/cleaning the phone screen… your hands now have your butt’s bacteria back on them again, negating much of the point of washing your hands.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 days ago
Dude, even if you don’t take your phone out of your pocket it could get shit on it. In fact, there is never a time when whatever you’re touching or putting in your mouth is totally, 100% poop free. Everything has shit on it.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
You got butt bacteria on every surface of every room you fart in.
Your phone is not much worse.
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Dang I thought smartphones provided temporary relief from germ theory. Stupid dumbphones.