Comment on butt mogged these zoomers today

• VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  CROUCHING ON THE STREET = SEXUAL HARASSMENT

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  • D_C@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Wait, I’ve crouched outside on many occasions, am I going to be arrested?

    I’ve also knelt down, is that also a sexual crime? I…I was just kneeling, officer.

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    • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      THIS IS THE POLICE, OPEN THE DOOR!!

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      • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Believe it or not, straight to jail.

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    • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Straight to jail!

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  • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Straight to jail.

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• Cypher@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  your are

  You somehow managed to get it wrong both ways at once, I’m actually impressed.

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  • Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’m not surprised you named yourself after the bald dickhead from The Matrix.

    Narc ass spell correcting butt mog hating nerd.

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    • Cypher@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It might be news to you but the word cypher existed before the Matrix

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      • Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        It absolutely isn’t, if I had called that out originally you wouldn’t have responded with exactly what I expected.

        I love this.

        Did you wipe the cheeto dust off your fingers before cracking your knuckles for this reply?

        This is Lemmy, you fuckwit.

        The majority of us are turbo-nerd IT professionals. How the fuck did YOU get here?

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  • Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Stop assaulting them fascist

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    • TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      STOP RESISTING

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      • Quadhammer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I CANT STOP

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