It is so awkward when you trip and do a hand stand in the shower
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Goretantath@lemm.ee 6 days ago
“ok, do the hair first, now the pits, now the arms, now the torso, now the crotch, now the legs, now the feet-carefull dumbass you dont wanna slip again!”
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 6 days ago
Willy@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
Legs and feet are good with the run off.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Ew! That’s nasty! What if some girl meets you at a coffee shop, and wants to suck your toes??? You just gonna have nasty toes that “dirty shower water has run over them, so it’s fine”??? She’ll never want to deep throat your foot with that attitude!!!
GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 6 days ago
So I feel slightly bad about this now, but I know there was a solid year where I didn’t wash my calves and below. I had been moved to a 0330 hours start time, and I was just a zombie when getting ready for work. I finally had adjusted everything after that year, and then it just hit me one day that I hadn’t been washing my calves or feet. I would just get in the shower, and then go head to thigh and get out. Neither the spouse or I shave the legs, so it’s not like that was taking care of the problem either.
And you know what? No one noticed. Not me, not coworkers, not the spouse, not the kids, not the dog (well, I don’t really know if the dog noticed), not extended family members that I saw once in a while, and nobody that ever said anything at the beach/pool. My skin looked the same, I didn’t have any extra odor… So I don’t know. I’m just one data point, but I sort of get the whole ‘no bathing’ movement. It’s maybe possible to get to the point where simply rinsing off muck and obvious grime is enough without having to scrub or clean. My personal opinion is that it would be nearly impossible in the more ‘yucky’ areas, like the groin and armpits, and you definitely want to have good care of the oils on your face and back/shoulders.
Sucking toes may not have been in there, but plenty of feet intimate moments did occur without issue. /shrug
Akip@discuss.tchncs.de 6 days ago
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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Leave it to Matpat to take an issue that nobody knew was an issue, and then overanalize EVERYTHING!!!
Willy@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
That would bath time. I don’t want some girl sucking my coffee shop toes regardless of shower water or not.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 6 days ago
Yeah that’s fine
klemptor@startrek.website 6 days ago
Dude no. You have to actually wash them, what’s the matter with you?