Comment on "Cheers", but set in a fantasy tavern.

absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Hale and well-met, everybody.”

  “Nørmr!”

  “What would you say to an ale, there, Nørmr?”

  “I’d say ‘Make peace with the spirits of your ancestors, for you shall soon greet them in Valhalla.’”

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  • Apeman42@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I guess he needs a courier buddy full of bad trivia.

    You take your average dragon’s intestines and stretch ‘em out? You’re lookin’ at eh… three leagues and change.

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    • Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Voiced by John Ratzenberger of course.

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    • Coldcell@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Jesus christ I actually need this.

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