Comment on Not today

eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I once got a waitress on autopilot. “Soup or salad?” “Salad, please.” “And how would you like that cooked?” “Uh… Raw?”

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Should’ve said grilled lmao.

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    • Nfamwap@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Boiled, please.

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      • teletext@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Medium rare for me, please.

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• AtariDump@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I once did that one to the Boots employee at Heathrow Airport wishing me a nice trip 😄

  It was a good thing too: I was having a very challenging day and laughing at myself for that really brightened my mood 😁

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• SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The trick I’ve found over years of people-Ing as the person working is to always end with a statement that can either be turned back with ”you too!” without being awkward, or warrants something other than an autopilot response.

  Thanks for stopping in, have a great night

  Enjoy your meal and if you need anything just let me/us know

  Don’t forget to tell your friends about us, and have a great day

  Etc.

  That way it’s totally fine for them to autopilot the pleasantries and they won’t feel cringey after.

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• alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Thank you, I will.

  Pulls up a chair and starts eating your meal

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