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mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  To summon Nicole you have to hold it for three days, then say her name three times while holding a crock pot.

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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    eehhh…

    so look, I don’t have a crock pot.

    think a rice cooker would work in a pinch?

    also, hold it - it what? the rice cooker?

    does it have to stay plugged in? this is getting complicated

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    • DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Don’t poop for 3 days

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      • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        impossimole

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• niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I think you mean jeans.

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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m expecting fediverse chick to show up at someone’s front door with a big jeans of beans?

    There’s fucking holes in the bottom man, it’ll all fall out.

    jesus think these things through mate.

    :D

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• Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Gosh, mister, those beans smell delicious!

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