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• ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  OK, this is going to be interesting… How did you prove it?

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  • bluebee@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • nieminen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So you can be excluded from service if you prove that you fit every stereotype?

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    • ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I was unprepared for this answer.

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      • Kyoyeou@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Bluebee knew it was gonna be interesting

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    • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So, if you are the hyper-manly chest hair and leather jackets gay, you get drafted?

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    • UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      LMFAO

      This really sounds like one of the pornos I’ve read. Except there’s mpreg n shit like that in there too

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      • bluebee@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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      • FrankFrankson@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Step brother I am stuck in the washing machine! Quick step on my face and fuck me and somehow that might fix it! (Porn music begins)

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    • Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s me, the unfiltered military guy. Gonna need to see that proof again.

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    • HatchetHaro@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      a sub exhibitionist bottom into humiliation would be absolutely drooling at the idea of that scenario holy shit

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    • Presently42@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That is utterly glorious. I’m sorry you had to go through it

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    • ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I came across the boldest, most unfiltered military guy there.

      Yeah, that ought to do it.

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  • Bytemeister@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pull a handful of peanut butter out of your shorts and eat it in front of the selection officer. Some musician did that IIRC.

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• introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Now I’m interested does one have to have sex with Erdogan to prove he is gay?

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  • bluebee@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Modern whorefare

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      • Kyoyeou@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Bravo Tango 7274, going dark

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      • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        call of dicky

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