Comment on Where did Captain Planet go when he flew away?
over_clox@lemmy.world 5 days ago
He’s not stupid, he went back to his home planet, cuz Earth is fucked and he knows it.
Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Are you saying his theme song is a lie? Because it says he’s going to take pollution down to zero!
otp@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Some would say that’s what’ll happen when the human population is down to zero
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Not for many thousands of years afterward.
over_clox@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I’ll tell you a little secret.
99% of all the junk ever made came out of Santa’s bag. If you just shove all that junk back in the bag and destroy the bag, problem solved! 👍
radix@lemmy.world 5 days ago
So what I’m hearing is that we need to throw 99% of our garbage away at the north pole.
over_clox@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Exactly. And arrest Santa and do away with those pesky elves while we’re at it.
thefartographer@lemm.ee 5 days ago
His home planet is Earth and his powers are bound to Earth
jewbacca117@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I think his home planet is just called “planet”
He’s not called “Captain Earth”, duh
over_clox@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Hahaha! I needed that laugh today! 😂🤣