Comment on I'm tired boss

fireweed@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Also “trying to excel in my work.” Put in the same effort that your boss compensates you for.

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  • remer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The trick of to have a net worth of at least $10M. It’s easy after that

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• Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I can’t exactly cut the baby in half and jam it back into my fucking urethra.

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  • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not with that attitude…

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    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not with any attitude!

      *harrumph*

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  • lemmy_nightmare@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Aren’t babies supposed to come out of vaginas?

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    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Do I look like a woman?

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      • reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Do you?

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  • spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah, but now it’s past the point when republicans care about it, so you can at least try without too much issue.

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