probably in the other room fucking the couch.
Comment on America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues
affiliate@lemmy.world 1 month ago
what ever happened to jd vance? rarely see that guy these days
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
B312@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What with the couch fucking joke? I don’t get it
tektite@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
JD Vance is a sofa-sexual and enjoys a smooth ride. When he feels the soft, inviting advances of a seductive sofa working up his Sectional Feelings, he wraps it up with a Grandma Brand© Plastic Couch Cover. It cleans up in a jiffy and his guests never suspect a thing!
Anyone want some more ranch dip? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
this should catch you up.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
In this case, it’s literally illegal for him to be on the same airplane for very good reasons.
varjen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
JD Vance is busy preparing for the implementation of Project 2025 while this clown car is busy pWnInG tHe LiBz.
vividspecter@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Yep, awaiting orders from his owner, Peter Thiel.