Comment on hard to argue with

Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What about the nipples? WHAT ABOUT THE NIPPLES???

  source

  • Moops@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?

    source
• meldrik@lemmy.wtf ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Beautiful!

  source
• FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  hard to argue with

  source

  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When in Rome do as the Romans do. In highschool I wrote an abortion focused “Modest Proposal” suggesting that men be forced to donate anatomical gifts (blood, skin, organs, etc) to their progeny to equalize the physical labor of men and women in procreation. The increased gravity of such a gift is balanced by the lower liklihood of its necessity. I came at it from every angle and took the argument to its most exaggeratedly ridiculous extent; Swift would’ve been proud.

    source

    • Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How’d the professor like it? Sounds like an interesting topic, I’d hope it was a good grade.

      source

      • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s been a minute but iirc she was liberal and female so I think it was good. It wasn’t the highlight of wild shit I did though I’m usually the weirdo wherever I go.

        source
    • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nice

      source
  • Localhorst86@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m hard, argue with me

    source

    • MotoAsh@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      After you put your pants back on.

      source

      • Localhorst86@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        maybe next week.

        source
• thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tried it, didn’t like it. Guess when my wife says she doesn’t want kids, I’ll just have to listen to her lest she rail me up the ass. Beauty be damned.

  source
• jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Eh, that’s more akin to hacking God’s messy creation that anything else.

  source

  • nichtburningturtle@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What god may call a bug, we call a feature.

    source

    • jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      xkcd.com/1172/

      source

      • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Randal Munroe is still my celebrity crush.

        source

        • -> View More Comments