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Apytele@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
God also gave men prostates capable of stimulating them to climax and what could be more beautiful than a man getting railed up the ass?
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
When in Rome do as the Romans do. In highschool I wrote an abortion focused “Modest Proposal” suggesting that men be forced to donate anatomical gifts (blood, skin, organs, etc) to their progeny to equalize the physical labor of men and women in procreation. The increased gravity of such a gift is balanced by the lower liklihood of its necessity. I came at it from every angle and took the argument to its most exaggeratedly ridiculous extent; Swift would’ve been proud.
Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 hours ago
How’d the professor like it? Sounds like an interesting topic, I’d hope it was a good grade.
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
It’s been a minute but iirc she was liberal and female so I think it was good. It wasn’t the highlight of wild shit I did though I’m usually the weirdo wherever I go.
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Nice
Localhorst86@feddit.org 1 day ago
I’m hard, argue with me
MotoAsh@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
After you put your pants back on.
Localhorst86@feddit.org 4 hours ago
maybe next week.
meldrik@lemmy.wtf 1 day ago
Beautiful!
thefartographer@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Tried it, didn’t like it. Guess when my wife says she doesn’t want kids, I’ll just have to listen to her lest she rail me up the ass. Beauty be damned.
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Eh, that’s more akin to hacking God’s messy creation that anything else.
nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 23 hours ago
What god may call a bug, we call a feature.
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 22 hours ago
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
Randal Munroe is still my celebrity crush.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
What about the nipples? WHAT ABOUT THE NIPPLES???
Moops@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?