Comment on Proud globohomo

needthosepylons@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• dumbass@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You gotta fuck a tree.

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  • lengau@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wouldn’t that make you an arborohomo? To be a globohomo you need to fuck a light bulb

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    • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’m not an expert, I just like telling people to fuck trees.

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    • Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Image

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    • AlolanYoda@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Maybe a terrestrial globe? That would explain why some have a point labeled “Bangkok”

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  • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Like one specific tree, or I get to pick?

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    • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Nah the tree picks you. You’ll know it when you see it.

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      • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        It is nice to feel wanted.

        Okay, I’m in.

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Instructions unclear, got my ass full of splinters

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    • AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      no you got the instructions right, the splinters are an important part of the experience

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    • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Well, that’s what ya get for not lubing up correctly, that ones on you bud.

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