W wait a s second! What do sperm wales eat? Have I been pointlessly jacking off into the ocean for decades??
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RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
Earthlings don’t eat Earth either. They’re still Earthlings.
Sperm whales don’t eat sperm.
Mayflies don’t eat May or any other month.
pufferfisherpowder@lemmy.world 1 year ago
RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
No, you’ve been keeping the salinity high.
Thank you for your service.
DesolateMood@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Earthlings don’t eat earth because “earth” isn’t something to be eaten. Sperm whales don’t eat sperm because sperm is (usually) not something to be eaten.
Fruit, however, is supposed to be eaten, and by many, many animals. By calling something a fruit fly, the expectation for most people would be that its diet consists mainly of fruit
averyminya@beehaw.org 1 year ago
Like Fruit Bats.
DesolateMood@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I’m going to be very upset if fruit bats don’t eat fruit
Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Or ya know, that they’re usually found hanging around near fruit.
ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 1 year ago
Speak for yourself, I rather like potatoes, or as the French call them ‘pomme de terre’ which if I recall would literally translate as ‘apple of earth’.
EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Wtf do earthlings eat other than earth? Plants, animals & fungus are all parts of Earth TO BE EATEN
By other animals or fungus.