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problematicPanther@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “AI,” what should I do about being constipated?

  Painfully stretch your rectum to gaping in order to accommodate your constipation.

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  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That is called impaction removal, and I have done that to people for fun and profit.

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    • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As a CNA? Your RNs were lazy.

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      • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Eh, they were definitely lazy lol.

        It wasn’t unusual though. I don’t think I ever saw an RN do one.

        One nursing home had us doing foleys, and I’ve started IVs and other stuff that was absolutely not supposed to be done by CNAs.

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  • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Your rectum stretches anyway. It’s actually kind of like a big stretchy poop bag. You’re thinking anus. -nurse

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  • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Be brave and reach in.

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• ddplf@szmer.info ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hey Alexa, please examine my rectum

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  • BakerBagel@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What you need is a smart pipe

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    • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Can’t watch the video right now, but I watched the first few seconds on mute, and I think I get the jist.

      Honestly, I would not be surprised if there is soon (or even already) a fancy ass smart toilet claiming to analyze your health via poops

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      • BakerBagel@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It takes a twist that you wont see coming at all. It’s definitely worth a watch.

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    • LongLive@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      youtu.be/DJklHwoYgBQ - cleaned link. zapier.com/blog/how-to-clean-urls/ zapier.com/blog/how-to-clean-urls/

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• desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  good, it beats the incompetent assholes that just tell you not to do things when you ask them how to do them just because they are harmful.

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  • LazaroFilm@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t tell people not to do things. It’s harmful.

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• Wanderer@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thank god for that.

  Imagine if LLM were made in Oxford in the 1950’s.

  It be trained on the fucking Iliad and Shakespeare.

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