Comment on Is there a specific example of Target getting a shoplifter convicted for a small individual theft that puts them over the felony limit?

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• Nemo@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Thanks, Satan’s Maggoty Cumfart, I know I can always count on you.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    What the fuck did you just call me?

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    • atrielienz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Reliable, I think.

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Oh, okay.

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• dyslexicdainbroner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Gamer

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• scarabic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  First thousand’s free. Yep, genius policy. (Which is why I doubt they do this).

  I have heard this same story except with employers tracking employees who steal money. That one makes a lot more sense to me because they know the identity of the person involved.

  Someone gonna tell me that the second I walk into Target their system is like “here comes Mr. Scara Bic, currently at $570.” ??

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