You clearly don’t do conspiracy well, do you?
It’s common knowledge that 5G is not for cancer. It’s for the mind controlling chips we all got installed with our COVID shot! Duh!!
/s (just in case)
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lime@feddit.nu 4 months ago
oh great, even more ways for the cia to hide their cancer guns
ASDraptor@lemmy.autism.place 4 months ago
lime@feddit.nu 4 months ago
it can be both; the microchips are from private interests, the cancer is from the state.
aStonedSanta@lemm.ee 4 months ago
I got so many microchips in my blood. I’m 🧲.
/s
P1nkman@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I got wireless charging from the vaccine! Too bad it only works where there’s lots of blood circulation, so it only works when I’m erect.
leisesprecher@feddit.org 4 months ago
Public private partnership ♥️♥️♥️
Valmond@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Yeah it was 3G that gave brain cancer.
Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
Tin foil on your balls or labia will stop 5G from entering your brain. If all else fails, try recital carrots. They have cyanidin 3-ferulylxyloglucosyl galactoside which block receptors in the soul from receiving 410 MHz to 7125 MHz frequencies.
XeroxCool@lemmy.world 4 months ago
And I suddenly really want to play piano
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
Rectal carrots are great even without the privacy benefits
whatwhatwhatwhat@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I don’t know why, but I read this as “rectal carrots”. Like some sort of a carrot suppository.
Brb, I’m gonna try something…
Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
Lol i actually meant that. I don’t use autocorrect and proofreading is sorry missed.
whatwhatwhatwhat@lemmy.world 4 months ago
That’s hilarious. The Lemmy hive mind is definitely forming.