Useless, we all got the embedded 5g base station with the vaccine
Works great, i always have 5 bars
Submitted 2 months ago by fne8w2ah@lemmy.world to technology@lemmy.world
https://spectrum.ieee.org/5g-antenna-transparent-window
Useless, we all got the embedded 5g base station with the vaccine
Works great, i always have 5 bars
I think mine interacts with the microplastics in my balls, cell reception is always better when I get morning wood.
lime@feddit.nu 2 months ago
oh great, even more ways for the cia to hide their cancer guns
Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Tin foil on your balls or labia will stop 5G from entering your brain. If all else fails, try recital carrots. They have cyanidin 3-ferulylxyloglucosyl galactoside which block receptors in the soul from receiving 410 MHz to 7125 MHz frequencies.
XeroxCool@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And I suddenly really want to play piano
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Rectal carrots are great even without the privacy benefits
whatwhatwhatwhat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t know why, but I read this as “rectal carrots”. Like some sort of a carrot suppository.
Brb, I’m gonna try something…
ASDraptor@lemmy.autism.place 2 months ago
You clearly don’t do conspiracy well, do you?
It’s common knowledge that 5G is not for cancer. It’s for the mind controlling chips we all got installed with our COVID shot! Duh!!
/s (just in case)
lime@feddit.nu 2 months ago
it can be both; the microchips are from private interests, the cancer is from the state.
Valmond@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah it was 3G that gave brain cancer.