Comment on Amazon's Monopoly of the tech industry is ruining the US economy

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

Remember that time like 10 years ago, when some local news station was doing a story about Amazon having all the best tech deals, and then the one co-host butts in and says “You know why they have a monopoly, right? RIGHT??? SHE KNOWS WHAT I’M TALKIN ABOUT!!!”

And everybody was giving blank looks, like “Uh…no? What ARE you talking about?”

And he’s like “Because they sell all the sex toys, and deliver it right to your house! Ladies? Right??? IT’S CONVIENENT!!!”

And everybody just had their mouth open in shock like “WTF ARE YOU DOING???”

and then he goes on and on about dildos, as his cohost continually tries to move on, but he keeps talking about dildos. And she’s looking like she wants to strangle him.

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