LOL. It would be my luck to be “serviced” by some old pervert with ugly hands. And probably warts in his mouth
tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
Elderly unwashed man with warts on his hands, strolls up
“What can I do you for you, young pleasant sir?”
Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 week ago
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 week ago
I would not be surprised with all the questions you ask.
Iceman@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Experienced and ribbed for your pleasure.
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
*points at the sign while silently staring at the old man and giving an him expectant look
tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
“Ah, the special. I’ll prepare a table with condiments for you immediately, and I’ll notify the chef of your hog preferences”