The Worst Death Pose: Volcanic Eruption

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• bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What if that guy offended the gods by jerking it, and so the gods cursed him and said if you ever jerk it again, the entire city will be destroyed, and everyone will know it was you?

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  • frog@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Almost 2000 years later and we still know. Lol

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• caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  They came together

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• BucketBong@p.hobo.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is how I want to die, cranking my hog while maintaining intense eye contact with the grim reaper.

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• teslekova@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Best. Best pose.

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• Maiq@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  My cousin Constantius jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a pilgrimage to Mt Vesuvius when all of the sudden the mountain went. The ground started shaking around, going out of control. So he decides it’s all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there.

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  • BillibusMaximus@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Well, did he cum, or what?

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    • FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Jesus Christ, man. There’s just some things you don’t talk about in public.

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