I was going to say ‘lesbians’ but…this ad is also for a hot dog by the same name, so lesbians might actually love a big boner too, they just won’t know unless they try one, right? Be sure to tell all your lesbian friends that. They might “relish” a big boner in their mouth, afterall.

Oh but hey, I know who would not love a big boner for sure, no matter how you slice it (though I hope you don’t slice your big boners at all fellas; yikes!). Vegan lesbians! Veganism + Lesbianism = double boner killer. BOOM, solved it.