spykee

@spykee@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WTF? Americans and Britons swear more than Australians online, research finds⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Why the fuck you think I give fuck about those shitty cunts?\

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it, I promise⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not the first time I have been conned with Boobs.
  Hurts the same.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨7 for me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  hmu

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Republicans Want You to Die | Common Dreams⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Da feelin’s mutual bruv!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sam Altman Wants Your Eyeball⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No ball of mine is going anywhere near him.
  Had he been a petite brunette with giant knockers, I would seriously consider the proposition.
  hint hint.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baked some bread today. It's the type you want to lick and squeeze before eating it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Send me noods.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨South Korea says DeepSeek transferred user data to China and the U.S. without consent⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Whoa!
  Tell me you are kidding.
  Seriously?
  …and here I was thinking, “Finally! One trusted piece of for-profit AI company that I can share my deepest secrets without a worry.”
  Good heavens!\

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I decrease acne after shaving my face?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You take as much time as you want, but come back for sure. My patchy beard has already declared a peace treaty seeing that I now know how to destroy it’s existence. I want my pubes too to feel the terror of my updated skill. Gonna flash my silky smooth crotch to my lady friends as foreplay, but that can only happen when you come back with the rest of the sacred texts. Counting on you, former nurse assistant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YKK’s Self-Propelled Zipper: Less Crazy Than It Seems⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good heavens, a motorised zipper on my trousers that will get my amazing humongous dong out in the open when my hands are busy fondling the hordes of skimpily dressed women with questionable character.
  I will buy this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Need a tiebreaker⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t choose the yellow one. It gets tricky to know when the pee is about to overflow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Condition 1 - it has to be a girl Condition 2 - she should be alive

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  …and…and I am going to find a European girl and suck her nipples for as long as she wants.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI is building a social network⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Bear meme. How about no.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Behold, the latest unnecessary AI innovation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Brooooo, I so wish this was true. 12mins! 75%. I’d no more be 4-pump man. Stella would still be with me. I miss Stella. :'(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨woag⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  *cries with tears only in one eye.