spykee
@spykee@lemm.ee
- Comment on Deez peets 1 week ago:
This is a whole new level of orgasm for people who are into feet.
Yes, I am one of them.
Please do not kink shame us. - Comment on xkcd #3100: Alert Sound 1 week ago:
Pornhub sound!
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MUHAHAHAHA - Comment on Living a lie 2 weeks ago:
Can I talk to her?
- Comment on WTF? Americans and Britons swear more than Australians online, research finds 4 weeks ago:
Why the fuck you think I give fuck about those shitty cunts?\
- Comment on Do it, I promise 4 weeks ago:
Not the first time I have been conned with Boobs.
Hurts the same. - Comment on 7 for me 5 weeks ago:
hmu
- Comment on Republicans Want You to Die | Common Dreams 5 weeks ago:
Da feelin’s mutual bruv!
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
No ball of mine is going anywhere near him.
Had he been a petite brunette with giant knockers, I would seriously consider the proposition.
hint hint. - Comment on Baked some bread today. It's the type you want to lick and squeeze before eating it 1 month ago:
Send me noods.
- Comment on South Korea says DeepSeek transferred user data to China and the U.S. without consent 1 month ago:
Whoa!
Tell me you are kidding.
Seriously?
…and here I was thinking, “Finally! One trusted piece of for-profit AI company that I can share my deepest secrets without a worry.”
Good heavens!\ - Comment on How do I decrease acne after shaving my face? 1 month ago:
You take as much time as you want, but come back for sure. My patchy beard has already declared a peace treaty seeing that I now know how to destroy it’s existence. I want my pubes too to feel the terror of my updated skill. Gonna flash my silky smooth crotch to my lady friends as foreplay, but that can only happen when you come back with the rest of the sacred texts. Counting on you, former nurse assistant.
- Comment on YKK’s Self-Propelled Zipper: Less Crazy Than It Seems 1 month ago:
Good heavens, a motorised zipper on my trousers that will get my amazing humongous dong out in the open when my hands are busy fondling the hordes of skimpily dressed women with questionable character.
I will buy this. - Comment on Need a tiebreaker 1 month ago:
Don’t choose the yellow one. It gets tricky to know when the pee is about to overflow.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Condition 1 - it has to be a girl Condition 2 - she should be alive
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
…and…and I am going to find a European girl and suck her nipples for as long as she wants.
- Comment on OpenAI is building a social network 2 months ago:
- Comment on Behold, the latest unnecessary AI innovation 2 months ago:
Brooooo, I so wish this was true. 12mins! 75%. I’d no more be 4-pump man. Stella would still be with me. I miss Stella. :'(
- Comment on woag 2 months ago:
*cries with tears only in one eye.
