spykee
@spykee@lemm.ee
- Comment on Baked some bread today. It's the type you want to lick and squeeze before eating it 5 days ago:
Send me noods.
- Comment on South Korea says DeepSeek transferred user data to China and the U.S. without consent 1 week ago:
Whoa!
Tell me you are kidding.
Seriously?
…and here I was thinking, “Finally! One trusted piece of for-profit AI company that I can share my deepest secrets without a worry.”
Good heavens!\ - Comment on How do I decrease acne after shaving my face? 1 week ago:
You take as much time as you want, but come back for sure. My patchy beard has already declared a peace treaty seeing that I now know how to destroy it’s existence. I want my pubes too to feel the terror of my updated skill. Gonna flash my silky smooth crotch to my lady friends as foreplay, but that can only happen when you come back with the rest of the sacred texts. Counting on you, former nurse assistant.
- Comment on YKK’s Self-Propelled Zipper: Less Crazy Than It Seems 1 week ago:
Good heavens, a motorised zipper on my trousers that will get my amazing humongous dong out in the open when my hands are busy fondling the hordes of skimpily dressed women with questionable character.
I will buy this. - Comment on Need a tiebreaker 2 weeks ago:
Don’t choose the yellow one. It gets tricky to know when the pee is about to overflow.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Condition 1 - it has to be a girl Condition 2 - she should be alive
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
…and…and I am going to find a European girl and suck her nipples for as long as she wants.
- Comment on OpenAI is building a social network 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Behold, the latest unnecessary AI innovation 3 weeks ago:
Brooooo, I so wish this was true. 12mins! 75%. I’d no more be 4-pump man. Stella would still be with me. I miss Stella. :'(
- Comment on woag 3 weeks ago:
*cries with tears only in one eye.
