Now you just need a gunpowder powered pulley system that whips your massive dong out of your fly after the motorized zipper opens your pants.
Comment on YKK’s Self-Propelled Zipper: Less Crazy Than It Seems
spykee@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Good heavens, a motorised zipper on my trousers that will get my amazing humongous dong out in the open when my hands are busy fondling the hordes of skimpily dressed women with questionable character.
I will buy this.
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 1 day ago
echodot@feddit.uk 1 day ago
I’m just imagining the situation where it triggers a little early, and skins you on the way back up.