An AI Thought Experiment on Substack Is Sending The Stock Market Spiraling

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• ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Alternative title: “We found a random substack and decided to correlate with market fluctuation because it seemed like a very good idea to drive clicks!”

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  • phoenixz@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ding ding ding

    Yay for clickbait bullshit articles

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• rimu@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Really? Looks like a normal day at the office to me:

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  • meco03211@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wait a minute. Is the DOW not ***OVER 50,000 DOL… 50,000. IT’S OVER 50,000!" ??

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    • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Aw shit does this mean crime isn’t legal anymore?

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  • XLE@piefed.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Do you not simply believe the assumption AI will be super powerful any day now, titled "AI 2027" “The 2028 Global Intelligence Crisis”?

    It’s gonna happen for real this time. Cryptocurrency NFTs AI and cryptocurrency will upend the market with how incredible they have been.

    Then, agentic commerce, coupled with stablecoins, gets rid of transaction fees and upends the business models of payment processors like Mastercard and card-focused banks like American Express.

    /s

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    • IratePirate@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s gonna happen for real this time. Cryptocurrency NFTs AI and cryptocurrency will upend the market with how incredible they have been.

      You forgot the Metaverse. (Like you should.)

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• ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  2 to 4 years out guys I’m seriously this time. Gaaaaaawwwww.

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• ToTheGraveMyLove@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Good, fuck the stock market. Let it all crash and get people hungry, maybe then we’ll finally eat the rich

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  • KeenFlame@feddit.nu ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You are lazy

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• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m pretty sure the 1% drop is attributable to Trump pushing more tariffs. 

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• wobblyunionist@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Silly, AI doesn’t even work, devs are being rehired to fix their mistakes, blows the whole theory up before it starts.

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  • Iconoclast@feddit.uk ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    AI is a broad category of systems, not any one thing. “AI doesn’t work” is like saying “plants taste bad”

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    • Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      When they are pushing any plant, for everything, everywhere disregarding concerns for quality or appropriateness yeah plants taste bad, and will probably kill a few people

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    • XLE@piefed.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You know exactly what we’re talking about when we look at this article and say “AI doesn’t work.” If you want to feign outrage, save it for the tech companies that muddy the waters.

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• morto@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  From ai 2027 to this, it seems that even hyped ai predictions are getting humbled down

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