Thanks Jupiter, You're a real one!

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• tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Reminds me of an old Daredevil comic:

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• Ahardyfellow@lemmynsfw.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Does jupiter stop asteroids for us?

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  • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No, arrows

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    • Ahardyfellow@lemmynsfw.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Of course duh, I shoulda looked at the picture

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Which, in turn, keeps the time flies away, thus preserving the space-time continuum.

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  • dwemthy@lemdro.id ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It even domesticates some of the big ones

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    • Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How else would you make asteroid cheese

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  • cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yea that’s the prevailing theory. Because of Jupiter’s size and position in our solar system it likely intercepts a lot of the nastiest asteroids that are big enough that an impact with earth would wipe out all life. It’s also believed that if it were not for Jupiter life might not have been able to evolve on earth at all

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    • nullPointer@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      it’s a bit of a double edge sword though. jupiter also throws stuff at us as well. (planetary.org/…/does-jupiter-protect-earth-from-a…)

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    • Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But isn’t the asteroid belt there a belt and not a planet because of Jupiter? That sounds more like a racket to me

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    • Ahardyfellow@lemmynsfw.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      TIL, thanks jupiter!

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• sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Seriously tho, wouldn’t be here without the big lad. Thank Jupiter ❤️

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• humblebun@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fuck you Jupiter, now I have to 9-6

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• Caesium@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  we love jupiter

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  • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    et quoque te amo pueri.

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    • onlyhumans@lemmynsfw.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Who cut his dick off?

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    • pigup@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• digdilem@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Alternatvely: Eww, Earth, you’re infested. Look at all those little things crawling all over you!

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• Bubs12@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I thought this was the Balatro community for a moment

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• ColdWater@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I believed earth’s moon also shield the earth from asteroids, but I’m not really sure I pulled this info out of my arse

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• mrslt@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No love for Saturn, though?

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