You couldn’t pay me to be an Olympic athlete these days ;-)

• Toilets that don’t flush
• Toilets that do flush, but the outflow is just a ditch behind the “dorms”
• Cipro required for a brief swim in the… we’re doing what now? Am I in the wrong line?
• Seriously, I’m an olympic swimmer… o-l-y-m-p-i-c not the X-Games™???