I dont need to camp, I am homeless enough already.

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• Pumafred9@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  C-section babies don’t ruin daddy’s favourite playground…

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I asked the doctors to put an extra stitch in my wife’s c-section and the doctors looked at me like I was Canadian.

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• fulcrummed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Fuck this is specifically brutal.

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• PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  One year whilst out group camping, one of the campers awoke in the middle of the night to relieve himself. He was still very drunk from the previous evening’s festivities and thought the opening of the tent was right there. Well, it was the *new * opening for sure now.

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  And it doesn’t even help to take away the knife because nowadays the skin is torn and not cut.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Never camped, but I’m campy.

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