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Submitted ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Dav09@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • cobysev@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If I had to ask my boss for permission to use the restroom all the time, I’d probably respond the same way.

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  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    hmmm. I think I’d go with centipedes. For sheer creep-factor. (more than 8 legs is just excessive.)

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    • illi@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Calm down Satan

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      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        If I were really satan, I’d reverse the shrink ray and make centipedes large enough to ride. I bet they’d add it to the geneva conventions as a war crime.

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    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I LOVE centipedes and all million of their legs

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    • RandomVideos@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Are centipedes that scary

      For me, a centipede would be less scary

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  • Ifera@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It is good to give credit. That is PBF

    pbfcomics.com/comics/the-shrink-ray/

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  • propter_hog@hexbear.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Permission to use the restroom”, like what? What’s he going to do, say no? I can take a shit in your trash can if you’d prefer. I’m not asking for permission, I’m informing you that I’m going to the restroom, deal with it.

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      i have distinct memories of one of my early teachers having read a book to the class about a kid who peed themselves because they weren’t allowed to go to the bathroom, and from that day on we always had that one comfort in her classes: you’re always free to go to the bathroom, no need to ask (just inform that you’re heading to the toilet).

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  • Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Reminds me of the video with the two beetles fighting until one gets yeeted into the shadow realm

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    • otter@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I was remembering a different video, but this one was also funny:

      Stag Beetle Throws Girlfriend Out Of Tree | Life | BBC Earth

      Jump to 2:55 if you want to get to what the title is talking about

      But the hurling habit dies hard

      hurl

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    • Undearius@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      youtube.com/watch?v=f7SgQEoMJvA

      I think the original video has been set to private.

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      • Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Several videos have been removed (including one for being violent?).

        The original came from twitter, but has since been removed (I think, maybe x is just bad), but the DailyMail did a news article on it (ugh) and happen to still host the video.

        …dailymail.co.uk/…/480x270_MP4_510448434465372490…

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  • Phoenix3875@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    PKD has a novel in the same vein: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Indefatigable_Frog

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