Parachute packing is a tough job.
Fuck it
Submitted 7 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 7 months ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 months ago
How did you know
YoorWeb@lemmy.world 7 months ago
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Could someone translate that to English? I’m curious what they said after the dummy hit the ground.
Ibaudia@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I work in Payroll and want to move to IT largely for this reason. My ADHD is so fucking bad.
DistractedDev@lemm.ee 7 months ago
I can confidently say moving to IT will not make this go away
Ibaudia@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Damn. I just need drugs then. Currently not getting treatment.
shalafi@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I’m in IT. Made a mistake so bad last week that I AM this meme, was literally updating my resume.
Me and another guy got what we were looking at mixed up and decided it was safe to delete an account we had been aiming to kill. So I deleted it. Bit later and people are popping all over Slack, “Customer reports they’re not getting their report emails.”
Holy shit. We had to do a crash upgrade rollout to use the proper account. Meanwhile, my dumbass is watching all the activity going, “Huh. Wonder what that’s all about.”
letsgo@lemm.ee 7 months ago
That shouldn’t make you lose your job though, unless you work in a really shitty place. Own it, recover from backup, bring the account back up to date, then everyone has a bit of a laugh at your expense until next time it happens. Small inconvenience for the customer, who quite rightly complains about it, but they’ll get over it. Absolutely not a big deal.
If you haven’t got backups then it’s not you that should get fired but the backup guy, unless of course you ARE the backup guy.
squid_slime@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I feel like there’s more too this 🤔
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Impostor syndrome
squid_slime@lemmy.world 7 months ago
thanks, just read on Wikipedia thank you :)
TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 7 months ago
replace work with side project and you’ve basically got an outline of my life
GluWu@lemm.ee 7 months ago
I just assume I’m going to be fired at any moment for no reason. So when I fuck up its almost a relief. Like finally I have a reason, I fucked up, they’ll die me for this, I’m finally done. But they don’t. And then for me months later during quarterly budget cuts.