Chuck Norris ACTION JANTS

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• TunaCowboy@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Chuck Norris is a theofascist piece of shit.

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  • nonailsleft@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s only real-world Chuck Norris. You know, the one no-one cares about

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ok here’s something I feel uninformed on. Why?

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    • nonailsleft@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well, for example: do you care about real - world - Chuck’s opinions?

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• NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I bet I could get so low in those

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  • Son_of_dad@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I feel like if I had that kind of mobility, I’d be capable of almost…well pretty much anything.

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    • Seasoned_Greetings@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah you see, it’s your pants that are holding you back, man. Well that and your hips

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• padjakkels@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is his genitals internal ?

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  • Tangent5280@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Real men learn to internalise their balls and tuck their shafts like the pros do it.

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    • padjakkels@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      then I am a fake man 😆

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  • 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They fold and retract for less attack surface and enhanced mobility

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    • padjakkels@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      haha I want that ability!

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  • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    lol it’s an edited image. He’s actually wearing pants.

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    • padjakkels@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      😁

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• elbucho@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Those shorts allow him to take an incredibly wide stance.

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• paddirn@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This just seems like something a banana would post, are you sure you’re not…?

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  • ButtCheekOnAStick@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t see a banana in them shorts, so the name checks out.

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  • PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Obviously, not banana!

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Obviously 🚫, 🍌

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• HelixDab2@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  These were actually a thing; they had a high crotch (which allows better mobility; a lowered crotch on jeans and a looser cut will actually restrict mobility), and they had a gusset to allow an even greater range of movement.

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• RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  TFW:Adult size ._.

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  JORTS

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• TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Jas jetting jold jast jeek

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