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• Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A man owned a music shop, and his lover owned the flower shop next door.

  One day she came by and asked if he’d like to have some flowers to brighten up his store.

  “Yes, please. Put roses on the piano and tulips on my organ.”

  [old, old, old joke]

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Naughty, naughty

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    • Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I was just thinking that there are no scenes of Scotty and McCoy sharing a glass or two and telling tales in TOS. A shameful dereliction

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• UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thought this was an aaaaaace community for a second

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  • franklin@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dunno if it’s a community or the type of battery my remote uses

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    • UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It was an asexual shitposting community back at the old place

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• TheNitroZeus@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not the Picard manoeuvre he was expecting.

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  • optissima@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thrusts at full force, stops immediately before penetration, ejaculates.

    The Picard Maneuver

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• beckerist@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Welcome to fatherhood… lol

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