I hate it when I go to meet my Tinder date, and it’s Stalin catfishing me again
I don't even know where to buy wine coolers anymore. Did I type that out loud?
Submitted 11 months ago by AnonWyo@startrek.website to [deleted]
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LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
CliveRosfield@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Chris Handsome
Zipitydew@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
lol I just posted that too
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’d be like, “HOLY SHIT! STALIN!? How are you even alive???”
GBU_28@lemm.ee 11 months ago
And then you do everything possible to kill him before he causes another genocide right?
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Nah, I’ll have my boy Chris Hansen handle that part.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Off to the gulag
chaosppe@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Take a seat I guess…
Godric@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Kick Mr Moustache in the head until he has another aneurysm
DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Go bust Matt Gaetz!!!
C’mon Chris!
Zipitydew@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
key@lemmy.keychat.org 11 months ago
Then Chris is like “I have a transcript of your AIM chat right here. You wrote 'I can’t wait to seize your means of reproduction and ride your mustache, my red daddy.” Did you really think this was appropriate to send to a 145 year old?"