I don't even know where to buy wine coolers anymore. Did I type that out loud?

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• key@lemmy.keychat.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Then Chris is like “I have a transcript of your AIM chat right here. You wrote 'I can’t wait to seize your means of reproduction and ride your mustache, my red daddy.” Did you really think this was appropriate to send to a 145 year old?"

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• LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I hate it when I go to meet my Tinder date, and it’s Stalin catfishing me again

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• CliveRosfield@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Chris Handsome

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  • Zipitydew@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    lol I just posted that too

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• FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’d be like, “HOLY SHIT! STALIN!? How are you even alive???”

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  • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And then you do everything possible to kill him before he causes another genocide right?

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    • FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nah, I’ll have my boy Chris Hansen handle that part.

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Off to the gulag

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• chaosppe@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Take a seat I guess…

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• Godric@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Kick Mr Moustache in the head until he has another aneurysm

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• DogPeePoo@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Go bust Matt Gaetz!!!

  C’mon Chris!

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• Zipitydew@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  youtu.be/3d200DatLtU?feature=shared

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