Reason I'm Fat #614

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I once had a recipe that contained 2 tablespoons. I mean it’s good against iron deficiency but you made it a few times and run out of spoons

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• EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My measurement for most things, like butter and cheese, is what my heart desires in the moment.

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  • Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And what the heart desires the most is the sweet relief of death cardiac arrest.

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• beerclue@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Also, who in the metric hell measures grams with decimals? No recipe ever tells you to add 14.xy of something. Everything is rounded, usually around 5 or 10 grams.

  650g of flour, 500g of sugar (one small pack), 400g of mascarpone, 250g butter (one pack), 500g of fresh raspberries, 8 (unsterilized, room temperature) eggs, 2 packets of baking powder, 2 vanilla pods = 30 delicious muffins. No decimals or fractions needed :)

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Have you never bought drugs?

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    • beerclue@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, but I buy them by fractions of oz.

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  • ptz@dubvee.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ya know, I debated rounding the conversion. Figured someone would “ackshually” it. So I rounded it to two places and someone still complained. Can’t win. It’s a meme. Chill out.

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    • biddy@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      By the way, 1 tablespoon of peanut butter does not weigh 14.79 grams. 1 US tablespoon is a unit of volume that’s equal to 14.79 milliliters(mils). Grams are a unit of mass. In order to convert between them we need the density. Because the metric system is great, the density of water is 1g/mil, so 1 US tablespoon of water weighs exactly 14.79 mils. However the density of peanut butter is a bit higher, so the US tablespoon of peanut butter will weigh a bit more.

      Additional pedantry, yes I did have to write US tablespoon every time. A US tablespoon is 14.79mils, a metric tablespoon is 15mils, a traditional Australian tablespoon was 20mils although now they mostly use metric tablespoons.

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    • beerclue@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I am really chill, just smoked a 0.5g (or 1/56 oz).

      (I know it’s a meme, I wasn’t trying to make something else out of it, sorry if it came out that way)

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• deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pretty sure I could balance 100g on a spoon if it’s the kind with emulsifiers.

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• Hegar@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I'm just surprised that anyone eating peanut butter off a spoon is measuring in grams.

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• medgremlin@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I developed my own recipe for peanut butter cookies, and all of the ingredient measurements are predicated around using an entire jar of peanut butter because I refuse to measure out peanut butter. The downside is that this results in 120-200 cookies depending on how big I make them and it takes a while to get all of them through the oven.

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• thorbot@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I reject your meme on the grounds that it does not follow the format. Please try again.

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