Eww

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• GombeenSysadmin@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I once thought I had snuck a small one out at the supermarket. I realised it was evil and slid away. A family came up the stairs from the car park right into it. Amid wailing and bashing of teeth from the teenagers, I heard the dad say, “that’s a stink bomb, you can tell by the smell.”

  One of the proudest moments of my life.

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• flatpandisk@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Worse try a body order cloud, not fun

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I hope the body is in order

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    • flatpandisk@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      :) fixed

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• 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You just breathe through your mouth for the next 30 seconds and everything’s fine.

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  • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The nose is designed to catch stuff out it the air. I’m not gonna free base shit particles. Also I’m not gonna walk around the grocery store breathing through my mouth like an animal

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    • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But… we are animals.

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  • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Then you taste it instead.

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  • Lionel@endlesstalk.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Absolutely not

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    • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s a solution to a problem you have no control over.

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• dipshit@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ah, yes. The colon section.

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• XEAL@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You walked into your own fart, rookie mistakem

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  • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Walks to desk, farts.

    Sits down.

    Wtf.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No u

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• Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• Igloojoe@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It must be that spice aisle you’re smelling. Hehe

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They really should call a fart code in aisle 3 and have someone clean that up fast. As Long as that sucker lingers there no one is buying anything in that aisle.

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Jeff the Killer: Bikini Bottom Edition

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Really? Not the cosmetic section?

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• Smoogs@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Try transit. Where farts last for two days.

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