Worse try a body order cloud, not fun
Eww
Submitted 9 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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flatpandisk@lemm.ee 9 months ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I hope the body is in order
flatpandisk@lemm.ee 9 months ago
:) fixed
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
You just breathe through your mouth for the next 30 seconds and everything’s fine.
GBU_28@lemm.ee 9 months ago
The nose is designed to catch stuff out it the air. I’m not gonna free base shit particles. Also I’m not gonna walk around the grocery store breathing through my mouth like an animal
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
But… we are animals.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Then you taste it instead.
Lionel@endlesstalk.org 9 months ago
Absolutely not
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
It’s a solution to a problem you have no control over.
dipshit@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Ah, yes. The colon section.
XEAL@lemm.ee 9 months ago
You walked into your own fart, rookie mistakem
GBU_28@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Walks to desk, farts.
Sits down.
Wtf.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 months ago
No u
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 months ago
Igloojoe@lemm.ee 9 months ago
It must be that spice aisle you’re smelling. Hehe
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
They really should call a fart code in aisle 3 and have someone clean that up fast. As Long as that sucker lingers there no one is buying anything in that aisle.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 9 months ago
Jeff the Killer: Bikini Bottom Edition
random_character_a@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Really? Not the cosmetic section?
Smoogs@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Try transit. Where farts last for two days.
GombeenSysadmin@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I once thought I had snuck a small one out at the supermarket. I realised it was evil and slid away. A family came up the stairs from the car park right into it. Amid wailing and bashing of teeth from the teenagers, I heard the dad say, “that’s a stink bomb, you can tell by the smell.”
One of the proudest moments of my life.