Host: Sir, there’s only 13 of you.
Jesus: Yes, but we’ll all sit on the same side.
For 24. 11 on each side, and 1 on each end. You’re counting the 2 on the ends twice.
Jesus: Table for 26, please
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Comments
refoux@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Fades@lemmy.world 10 months ago
K but the joke is: 12 disciples + Jesus = 13 but since they all on the same side they request 13*2 = 26 seated table
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
These guys are dodgy as fuck. They said they just wanted water but then when I came back later the water jug was replaced with wine! We don’t allow BYO, I swear some people just think the rules don’t apply to them.
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 10 months ago
And you can guarantee they come in 15 minutes before closing because someone mentioned the place at Bible study.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Wine better be Josh
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“These motherfuckers better leave a tip…”
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
1 Samuel 18:27
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“Yoooo, I’m gonna deep fry these bitches!”
-Saul or something idklol
Hotdogman@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Oh, a tip was given for sure.
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Holy moyley!
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Especially the old barefoot dude. Can’t believe the hostess let these flip flop mofos in but barefoot smelly old guy - cmon.