Trump-Clone-Conspiracy

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• WashedOver@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I have to wonder what the scar lines from the various transplants and hair tucks would look like.

  I’ve read he’s had a lot done to close the gap and make the George Constanza Ceasar’s crown into a full head of hair. That’s a lot of ground to pull up over. I don’t think it would look so smooth.

  I can’t even imagine how much time he needs to spend each morning to get that thing ready for the public. That’s a lot of hairspray. Combine that with the orange spray tan and the makeup it’s not a 5 minute job.

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  • sighofannoyance@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He probably has a team that comes in. Like they do at formula 1 when they change the tires.

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s how they change his diapers.

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  • slurpeesoforion@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The zits on his ass have moved up to his neck with all the stretching.

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    • sighofannoyance@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      wait, wouldn’t the zits have to move downwards from his ass to reach his neck?

      Or is the thing at the very top not his ass?

      Then why is there so much shit coming out of it?

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• syd@lemy.lol ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When the US elections end? I’m tired of these memes 😐

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  • frunch@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They happen every 4 years (but the campaigning never stops), so buckle up buttercup 😬

    You can probably filter certain keywords to avoid a lot of this crap though

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    • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They used to stop for 3 years before resuming. I miss those days.

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• FiniteLooper@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Withouth

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• Something_Complex@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Looks like bit fatter Mussolini

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• IamRoot@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Queen-Pin.

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